Alley's Looney Bin

Another day in my Looney Bin

2005-05-10T19:12:00.000-07:00

Hey sure has been a while since I posted last.. Well had alot happen over the past month that geesh would take a year to tell it!! I had surgery last Saturday and having some issues with it.. Seems as if I am now a perfect candiate to be a depend commerical.. geesh the kids make me hollar and I am peeing as if I havnt gone in a month.. of course now that my gallbladder decided that I didnt need it any longer , the bladder decided to join in the club of annoyance.. Ever try to go shopping at Walmart and see something funny and look down and see a puddle at the feet and this cute little girl pointing and saying "Mommy look that lady is not trained either.. ok so now I know that I am not old enough for depends but could you see me trying to put a pullup on.. of course my 4 kids have no sense of humor , refuse to go any where with me now.. lol have to say its kind of nice because I hate to take them any way.. yeah thinking that the Doc better fix this soon or my well dry up.. well enough of pitty party heck just hope that I am not meeting some one new and you all know how first immpressions are.. the last guy I met was a single Dad and we had been nomintated to put the candy in the pinta and I bent over and proceeded to pass gas.. now mind you I had to make that joke that absolutley bit me.. I said to the guy hey did you hear that train.. now my 6 yr old son was standing there and proceeded to tell every one and any one how Mommy had a train going thru her tummy.. geesh like he was going to ask me out! well he did avoid me after that.. geesh now who would of thought of that.. lol..
Well its that time of the year to get the Walmart pool up and praying this year will be better!! I think that if I had been smart I would of had a pool of cement.. lol.. ok not going to throw any thing at this pool and knock my phone in and lose the pool down the hill.. long story trust me , sure wasnt one of those days that you would admitt too.. I have lived on Long Island NY for 18 yrs and had a pool that we never seemed to have to worry about throwing things at it.. Now I have to say I have lived here in North Carolina for 17 yrs and I think I am getting the hang of this place..lol... I now enjoy the morning coffee at 5:30 am watching the WRAL news and I have to say sometimes they make you laugh and spit it out.. gotta say they do have a good sense of humor!! of course some things they say hit me just the right way and wonder ok what do they put in thier coffee to make them so darn perky that early.. I sit there blinking my eyes and trying so hard to drink that coffe without taking a sniff and gaggin..I dont know about you but sometimes that is the best time of the day.. the kids are being angels because they are sleeping and the tv is nice and low and darn its that time to get them all up and listen to thier fighting over whos eating what.. yeah I used to be one of those mom's that got up and made eggs pancakes and all that good stuff , now after the first two weeks it becomes what cereal you want.. hey now I do put a banana in thier cheerios.. lol... the ppl here are so laid back where I live but up in Raleigh scares the living day lights out of me.. heck they say New Yorkers are bad drivers geesh they have us beat.. example I was taking my kids up north and had to get to 64.. well my twins were only 2 and boy they do have great hearing!! this car decided hey I need to get off here and proceeded to make his pickup fit inbetween my and another.. well my comment was holy shit !! the person almost had Mercury written on his ass.. well it sure didnt help that the parrot in the back seat proceeded to say holy shit for 7 hours.. thinking man glad my NY cursing has calmed down and not said something worse.. Some one said hey you need to go to Raleigh and go out up there.. I was like are you nuts I would get so lost that there is no way I would ever find anything.. be the idiot driving on the i 440 beltline and thinking I was at an amusement park.. lol..heck now that is one place that you cant get lost.. its a huge circle.. lol its getting off that kills me.. Here in Sanford it isnt that bad, but they still drive like morons..
Well its another long night for me and thinking that I better like get some sleep or the news wont do a thing for me.. hope you all have a great day and remember I am the one on the depend commercial lol !!! have a good one hugs Alley oops greg fishel warning for moore county hmm is that thing coming this way gosh i hope so might put water in the 2 ft i have in the pool.. post soon !!

Crazy Looney kind of Day

2005-04-06T19:13:00.000-07:00

Well I wasnt able to post yesterday thanks to the tiny men with hammers in my head!! I had the worst migrane that I ever had.. Of course I didnt get a thing done yesterday.. which I felt guilty about.. lol well the kids loved it told them to find any thing they wanted to eat for dinner.. yeah seems as if chips and candy are the way to go.. now mind you I would of never allowed that if I hadnt been so sick.. so today I went shopping (something you should never do when you are starving).. I stood in the aisle and told myself no more chips and junk for the kids.. of course the lady next to me looked at me as if I fell off my rocker.. I went and got all kinds of fruits and yogart, and applesauce.. instead of soda I got juice box's and alot of milk.. lol can you say 4 confused kids, when they got home they were like where are the chips Mom.. "we know you are hiding them" "wadda ya mean Mom there arent any?" "where are they hiding Mom" "ewwww MOM'' and my favorite one from my 13 yr old boy.. "is this a test?" geesh cant even feed them good things without them thinking im off my rocker.. lol the best was that my friend decided she wanted to cook for me tonight(since my monthly bill came in early and boy was i grouchy) She made something that my kids never ate.. chicken in chesse brocolli soup.. now I have to say that I liked it, but there were two that just wouldnt even taste it.. my 13 yr old hid it under his corn of the cob so that she wouldnt see him not eat it.. my daughter Samantha just plain spit it out and said it was nasty.. now I am not one of those Mom's that would normally force them to try new things, but dangonit it was really good... so I told them fine dont eat it but if you think that you are eating cereal in an hour no way.. the kitchen is now closed.. lol ok so I relented and allowed them a yogart instead.. So now I have a refridgerator of all healthy stuff and now im angry because I could stand having some pretzels.. *sigh* another brillant idea Alley lets really torture the kids and have you suffer right along...
Well time sure does fly and I gotta go .. lol not like any one comments on my looney bin but hey I like it... lol have a good nite and see ya all later Alley

Another day in my Looney Bin

2005-04-04T11:23:00.000-07:00

Well thought I was going to have a relaxing day now that kids are back in school.. well joke was on me.. I was sitting enjoying my coffee when there was a bang at the door.. my friend comes hollaring arent ya ready yet? I was like ready for what? I thought I forgot something important.. lol like I usually do.. She wanted to me to ride to town with her.. seemed like a good idea, should of followed my instinct..lol.. well she had to fedex something and she got mad because she forgot the address.. she came flying out of the store slamming her car door and just a cursing.. ever hear an English ladie cuss? well I got out bloody 100 times.. well after we leave I had my imagination break in place and my fingernails were glues to the dashboard.. lol.. seems as if there is a reason for one of those.. and the whole time I thought to myself I could be home drinking coffee and veggie in front of the TV.. to say the least that wasnt even half my day..
I finally called the phone company and sat there listening for 15 minutes by a boring monotone on how to test your phone.. geesh thinkin there must be really stupid people if they dont go outside and see if there is a dial tone before calling.. so now I am listening to this boring person talk and talk while I am watching the news.. ok so I blanked out when the ladie actually talked to me.. I was busy watching the Pope's laying out and really wanted to hang up.. so any way she proceeds to tell me the same thing as the stupid announcement just finishing telling me.. (ok I do not have idoit written on my forehead.) Yes I say I did the testing and its your lines not mine.. so she says well they should be out there now or before 12 tomorrow.. like thats a good time zone.. geesh told her that if she doesnt give me the phone I will have no way of venting and 4 kids are being flung to her house.. like that would make the service faster.. just never know..lol..
well then I came home and cleaned knowing that in about 2 hours those holy demons are coming home.. First the shoes go flying and socks , the the snack that never seems to hit thier mouth, and homeowrk which I think teachers do to annoy us parents, and then dinner, knowing that they arent going to eat it any way.. yeah I know its got to get better .. just cant figure out when.. lol I am in hiding tomorrow.. dont care what any one says I was jinx... lol dont care if Brad Pitt asked me to be the mommy of his kids, there would be no way!!! nuts I tell u!! lol have a good one ya all.. hey Elise enjoyed our chat last night!! hugs Alley

Hiya gang

2005-04-03T13:07:00.000-07:00

Ok so this is my new post..lol.. Well nothing much new here.. We are just relaxing watching tv.. It is so windy here that it took out my phone lines.. like I really wanted to answer it any way.. I am a single Mom of 4 kids.. hmm think some one had a sense of humor when they gave me them.. I have a 13 yr old boy named Chuck.. (ok so I shouldnt have gone to the movies while I was pregnant with him) of course the movie was chucky.. now seems to me that I would of picked a name like chase because thats all I seem to be doing with him lately.. The worst problem with him is that he has the same sense of humor as me..Hard to be angry with him when he makes me laugh.. My 9 yr old daughter Samantha has had alot of health issues this year.. She had her appendix taken out this Oct.. and then her hip went all out of wack.. they thought she had bone cancer, but thank goodness its not.. she just tested positive for it due to the fact she has factor 12 which shows a false positive for it.. She has an early onset of a slipped growth plate that surgery will fix.. now that child can drive a sane person nuts.. She thinks she knows it all and wont listen..lol.. she is also my instergator.. she loves to start fights then leaves me with the screaming kids.. Now to the fun part.. I have 6 yr old twins.. whom I call frick and frack.. if one doesnt think of it the other one does.. Allison is my sickly one thanks to HSP disease.. but knocking on wood she has had no epoisodes this year.. only a few clicks of colds where she cant fight it, but no hospital this year.. hee haww.. Clayton is my man ..lol.. this kid is the next eniem.. he can rap with the best of them.. only thing is he is only 4 ft tall with blonde hair and blue eyes.. of course his hair is short and sticks up with horns .. he loves to make up songs when he gets into trouble.. they are in kindergarden now.. and one the very first day I recieved a note from claytons teacher.. seems as if my son decided to use the kids ears in front of him during story time as a motorcycle.. of course the little boy was up set, and my kid called him a pee pee head and was put into time out.. I truly tried to keep a straight face while i sat my son down to explain that it wasnt a nice thing that he had done.. of course that day was some thing bizzare any way.. that morning I had gone to court with my friend who was taking a restraining order out on her drunk husband.. the man actaully had the gall to threaten us in the court room infront of the judge. so we took out papers on him. left there took my 89 yr old grandmother to her doctors appt which ended up being a whole day experience.. then I come up the driveway to run over Clayton's bike , put a hole in my tire. ok now this is where it gets even better.. I in my temper thru my sons bike and it hit my cheap walmart pool, put a hole in it and the water started streaming down the driveway.. well I had the phone in my hand and it fell in the pool and then the pool collapsed and bam the phone and the pool went down the hill into the woods.. well then I get the letter from the teacher.. of course the kids wanted to know what was for dinner.. I was like no way am I touching the stove , be my luck the thing would blow up.. so we had Mc Donalds..
On the day after Christmas I caught my husband of 10 yrs masterbating on web cam with another woman.. well that sure didnt sit well with me.. he actually had the gall to get mad at me as if I was the one doing something wrong.. I had made a promise to my kids that I would try and make it work.. the only thing was that he kept downloading porn on here where the kids were actually able to see.. I then caught him hollaring at the kids to stay in thier room while he was on here.. when he started getting nasty with the kids I knew it was time for him to go.. He told my 9 yr old that it was her fault that the marriage was falling apart.. of course the child told the school what was going on.. so I had no choice but to get him out of the house.. so right now I am enjoying my time with the kids and trying to move on.. I start school in the fall for nursing.. now either I'll be an inspiration for my kids or just plain scare the heck out of them..lol.. I am nervious because half of these people are young and I am 36.. should be interesting..lol.. well I better get my rear in gear and clean the house again for the hundreth time.. hey love to hear from any one on here.. never can have enough friends... have a good one ya all Hugs Alley